Were They Full, or Just Couldn't Handle What the Buffet Was Offering?

Here we sit, one day away from tourney selection, time for teams to sit at the Buffet and get their fill for as long as they can survive ... But who couldn't handle the pressure?

The Buffet presents, the First Annual, All-Buffet Waiting Line Choke Team -- with a poll for all of the Buffet's followers to decide who is the Waiting Line Choker of the year.

A compilation of team leaders who came up less than empty when his team needed him most, in a potential Waiting Line Elimination Game:

Chase Budinger, Arizona: 3-15, 1-9 from 3pt range, 3 turnovers: 8 pts
in a potentially season crushing loss to Arizona State, 68-56.


















Perhaps I should've done less of this...

and more of this...

Or just stuck to doing this...

So Arizona State couldn't do the symbolic equivalent of this:


Nick Calathes, Florida: 3-13, 1-6 from 3pt line, 4 turnovers: 7 points
in their potentially invitation busting 61-58 loss to Auburn


I didn't carpe a thing but missed shots,
Oh yes, that's me on the right.

Did I mention I could dance?

Denis Clemente, Kansas State: 4-20, 2-8 from 3pt line: 10 pts
in a tourney hopes ending 61-58 loss to Texas, who still has Connor Atchley on their team.


The Buffet feels similarly about your performance. Roberto, you are not


This picture is ironic, read on to find out why...

This:


Plus This:


Plus This:


Equals This:


Devan Downey, South Carolina: 5-20, 1-7 from 3pt line: 11 points.
in a PEACE OUT 82-68 loss to Mississippi State


Guess what didn't happen on Friday evening... this reaction.


Downey was so ineffective last night, he disappeared to the point he couldn't get arrested:
very much unlike May 5, 2008



Jack McClinton, Miami (Fl) - 4-11, 1-6 from 3pt, 7 turnovers: 9 pts
in a Waiting Line Elimination dud versus Virginia Tech (65-47)


Remember me? Yes, the irony is revealed...


If you are going to be uninteresting, I am just going to put up pictures of hot Israelis


Jodie Meeks, 3-9, 0-3 from 3pt line, 5 TOs: 8 pts.
in a chokingly bad show 67-58 against LSU, and his first single-digit game all year.


Wait, Coach Billy Clyde -- where's that basket again?


Again, bland backstories = pictures of attractive ping pong players in your place


Get Your Votes In, the All-Buffet Awards Ceremony takes place in the days leading up to Thursday Tip-Off, and After the Harrick...